TFLN Responses

[liesdontfindyou]

For responses to the TFLN meme. 

Comments

[liesdontfindyou]

1. I was walking back to the bunk and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.

2. I'm surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didn't end up worse

3. Come down here. We're watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.

4. I found the knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.

5. Text her!

3

[a_shadow]

Is this like, an inconspicuous paper? Or totally conspicuous?

Re: 3

[liesdontfindyou]

Oh totally conspicuous. I never said it was artful, but it is hilarious. One guy pussyfooted around tearing through it for so long someone summoned the elevator and there he went, back up to the top

[a_shadow]

What a baby

Have you made a drinking game out of it yet?

[liesdontfindyou]

Obviously, what do you take us for, sensible people? We started like two people in

[a_shadow]

That sounds like a blast. What's your favorite reaction so far?

[liesdontfindyou]

Oooh tough call. Probably the woman who kicked right through it, in heels and everything

[a_shadow]

I'm coming down. Which side elevator is the paper in front of?

[liesdontfindyou]

[ there's a long pause as Connie debates on the pros and cons of telling Tex the wrong side, before settling on the truth ]

East side, west is safe

[a_shadow]

That was a long delay. I'm in front of the doors, woman

[liesdontfindyou]

Look there may have been some serious consideration as to if seeing you burst through the paper was worth risking my life, at least I came to the sensible conclusion

[a_shadow]

I'd hope so.

[liesdontfindyou]

In my defense, I've had a lot of alcohol since we turned this into a game

I deliberately set Wash up to walk through it not long ago. He knew it was there and everything. Still fell for it

[a_shadow]

[ Tex comes down the elevator, the one without the paper in front of it, and scans the lobby for Connie. There she is, sitting at the bar on the other side of the room.

She comes over, gestures to the bartender, and then smirks at Connie and her companions after ordering a beer. ]

We need to go on shore leave more often.

[liesdontfindyou]

[ Connie raises her glass of colourful gin and smiles. ]

We definitely do.

[a_shadow]

[ Tex sits down with her beer to watch, backwards on the bar stool like Connie. Some fool comes down the elevator then, and hesitates when the doors open. This person seems to notice the paper has already been torn, and puts their head down to shove through the middle, like a bull. ]

Too bad they didn't stomp their foot, too.